Sit in front of your house. Look at that old mango tree stump. The other plants and trees have what's supposed to be many feet of branches and foliage from 12 inches up the soil. And it's the only one around, the only tree stump in your yard. It's a "tunggul". You can talk, sing, yell at it---it's still there! It smiles back at you. It's quite objective: it says nada to you.There are days when you'd like to talk to a "tunggul" in "your yard". There are days when the kids have their headphones strapped to their ears and their thumbs glued to their joysticks. And the missus? She's on the phone---probably discussing the affairs of the world, further affirming that social democracy is adrift.You have several choices. You can bake bread. It's good therapy for frayed nerves, some say. But if the wife has ceased their discussions on the world, you'd better vamoose from your kitchen. You could browse in a book shop. You could whack some small white balls at the driving range and hope one will bash somebody's head. They can't prove it's your ball, anyway! You could also hop on your bike and vroom to Sri Aman or Asa Jaya. Maybe Asa Jaya is better. The road to Sri Aman is like the travails of your life before you reach heaven.Say you want to go back to that "stump" in your yard. When you look at that tunggul again, it seems to emerge from the backdrop which fuzzes off into haze. There is your tunggul! Isn't it unique?It's the best tunggul, sublime!  Its unggul"! None other like it. It also makes you feel  as if you'r looking like Michael Jackson. So everyone is pretty. If nobody looks different, then everybody is also ugly. Even if  Michael Jackson is pretty.It's what TM Net calls "unggul"! Never mind if somebody in Petra Jaya has got a better tunggul. Yours is unggul! Maybe nobody is crazy enough to have a tunggul at all in the yard. No matter, your tunggul is unggul! Period!I've never understood how a blue hippo is supposed to conjure the "unggul" broadband service to any sane being. The only stark raving truth about a hippo is the "hump". What does the color matter? When you are humping and humping and humping, I guess you could turn blue! If you're crazy enough to go on, you could pop another blue pill into your gaping mouth. And if you go on and on, you could be humping a blueconcrete wall and not notice anything.That's what TM Net broadband service is! It won't compare. It just sees a brick wall and keep on blue humping.You can't deny it's a tunggul unggul, can you? No, you're not a tunggul! TM Net is!