[sangkancil] An Email to Allah

["Sulaiman Yahya" <sulaimanyahya54@hotmail.com>]

Muslims/Believers,

Mr Iblis sent this note to me apparently written by one Abul Kasem. Perhaps 
Ali, Halim, Selayang girl, Lina, Intan, or anybody would like to comment.

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By Abul Kasem

E Mail : abul88@hotmail.com

Dear Allah; Assalamu Alaikum; We really do not know how to address you 
properly. So, we use the same salutation that you taught your most favourite 
messenger, Muhammad (pbuh). It is also quite difficult for us to know about 
your whereabouts since you communicated with your Umma via your Minister of 
Information, Jibril via Muhammad (pbuh) 1400 years ago. Since then, we had 
never heard from you. This is very sad to us Allah. During these long 1400 
years so many things have changed on earth. We are absolutely certain that 
you are quite aware of these changes.

We are sending this e-mail to you hoping that this will find you somewhere 
in the cyberspace as this space is so huge. Allah, please forgive our 
Beadabi. We tried to communicate with you through, Zainamaj, Tasbih, 
Kurbani, Fasting, Zakat, Hajj, Dan Khairat------everything that you told us 
to do. But alas! All our attempts have been futile. Perhaps you are very 
busy. Perhaps you have other matters to attend. We waited patiently for 
thousands of years to receive your 'nek' and 'niamat'. But so far we have 
not received any. That is why, in desperation we are writing this urgent 
e-mail to you. Dear Allah, do you have a fax machine? We are sure you have 
one. Even the lowly creatures of yours can invent a fax machine. So, we are 
certain that you have a fax and a telephone service too. On your reply 
please give us your fax and telephone numbers so that we can contact you 
promptly whenever emergency arises.

Allah, we were not happy where we were born and raised. It was because we 
had to face grinding poverty, lawlessness, ill health, disease and no future 
for ourselves as well as for our children. We thought you are testing our 
Iman through those sufferings. Then we found a way to migrate to the 
infidel's countries. Allah, we are sure you will forgive us if you know our 
real intentions of doing this. We wanted to convert all these infidels in to 
followers of Islam and at the same time we and our children are assured of a 
better life, at least materially. We also wanted to build a mosque in every 
suburb of these infidel lands. This is our greatest ambition. Allah, don't 
you think that it was a clever idea? We could kill many birds in one stone! 
To our surprise we found strange things in these infidels land. We found 
that the women here do not wear Hijab. At first we were ashamed to look at 
these Hijabless damsels. We strictly followed your injunction like this::

[an-Nur 24:30] Say to the believing men that they should lower their gaze 
and guard their modesty: that will make for greater purity for them: And God 
is well acquainted with all that they do.

We thought that these women are no better than prostitutes and that they 
were inviting rape. But we are surprised that a Hijabless woman is rarely 
raped or molested in the infidel's land! Allah, how is that possible? All 
our women wear Hijab still then they do not feel safe. Why is it so Allah?

Ya Allah, throughout our lives we have eaten Halal foods. We have never 
consumed any food forbidden by you. Even in the infidels land we drive 
hundreds of miles just to buy Halal foods though they may be unhygienic. But 
we shall rather eat unhygienic Halal food than consume infidel's foods. 
Allah, for this reason we very rarely visit Macdolad's, Kentucky Fried 
Chicken, Hungry Jacks, Burger Kings ….……. and in other infidel fast food 
joints. We are very proud not to eat in these outlets even though they are 
impeccably, clean, hygienic and pleasant. We are very proud to uphold your 
decrees. Allah do you know why? It is because you said that the infidels are 
unclean. See for yourself, Allah!

[at-Taubah 9:28] O ye who believe! Truly the Pagans are unclean; so let them 
not, after this year of theirs, approach the Sacred Mosque. And if ye fear 
poverty, soon will God enrich you, if He wills, out of His bounty, for God 
is All-knowing, All-wise.

Allah, we have absolute faith in your words. When infidels invite us in 
their homes for a party we pretend to be broad minded; but when we go to 
these parties we carefully search foods for the telltale sign of Haramness 
in them. Most of the time we only drink fruit juices and eat none of the 
foods. We tell our hosts that we are not hungry or that we are sick.. Allah, 
don’t you think that it is a great sacrifice on our part just to honour your 
divine decrees? If by mistake we did the terrible act of consuming Haram 
food, please forgive us for this sin. After all, such accidental errors are 
forgiving to you; isn't it. See Allah what you wrote in your Quran !

[al-Baqarah 2:173] He hath only forbidden you dead meat, and blood, and the 
flesh of swine, and that on which any other name hath been invoked besides 
that of God. But if one is forced by necessity, without wilful disobedience, 
nor transgressing due limits,- then is he guiltless. For God is 
Oft-forgiving Most Merciful.

But Allah, the thing that really puzzles us is that why are these Haramkhors 
(Haram eaters) seem to enjoy excellent health; whereas many of us even after 
eating the Halal foods throughout our lives seem not to have that great 
health. After all, we thought that the best way for health, vitality and 
longevity is through the Halal way. How come the infidels are better off 
with the Haram way?

Dear Allah, you told us that as followers of the best religion, we are the 
best people on earth. For confirmation we just need to look at your 
following words:

[Al-Imran 3:110] Ye are the best of peoples, evolved for mankind, enjoining 
what is right, forbidding what is wrong, and believing in God. If only the 
People of the Book had faith, it were best for them: among them are some who 
have faith, but most of them are perverted transgressors.

[Al-Imran 3:85] If anyone desires a religion other than Islam (submission to 
God), never will it be accepted of him; and in the Hereafter He will be in 
the ranks of those who have lost (All spiritual good).

Allah, to us it meant that we are the best in every respect. But to our 
surprise we find that almost all the achievements of today are by the 
infidels and the kafirs. After you stopped talking to us through your 
messenger, so many things have changed that we do not have the space to 
write details in this short e-mail. Allah, why is it that we do not have a 
radio connection with you whereas these infidels have connected the entire 
globe electronically. How is it that these infidels are about to set foot on 
another planet created by you whereas we, the true followers of yours could 
not even trace your residing place? Allah, why is it that you did not give 
enough capability to your true followers to achieve these incredible 
achievements of the infidels? Another matter that is very perplexing to us 
is the field of medicine.

All the modern life saving drugs and medical inventions like penicillin, 
anti-biotic, x-ray, chemotherapy, CT-scan, ultrasound, mammography …… etc 
have been invented by the infidels. We hate to say this. But Allah, we have 
no choice. Our life totally depends on these infidels. Why is it so Allah? 
Allah, please give us at least the ability to save our own lives ourselves 
when we fall sick. Allah, it really seems that you are gradually abandoning 
us. Allah please tell us what has gone wrong with us.

To our knowledge we have never committed any Gunah at all. In fact, our 
other compatriots in your Islamic paradises are implementing pure and 
absolute Islam by following your prescriptions to the letter. Still then you 
are not happy with them You have given them all sorts of immeasurable 
sufferings and a series of natural disasters. We thought that you reserve 
the natural disasters like earthquakes, floods, famines, draughts etc. for 
the infidels and kafirs. Allah, is it fair that you make your believers 
suffer so much and let the infidels/kafirs go Scot free?

Dear Allah, our members have become very frustrated. Every day we are facing 
the attacks from the secularists/freethinkers. We thought that Internet 
(your gift to mankind) will be on our side. We spent huge sums of money to 
develop countless sites dedicated to you. We thought that Internet shall be 
our weapon through which we shall convert every one on this planet to Islam. 
We thought that we shall decimate all secularists/freethinkers through our 
brilliant essays/discussions/fatwas/promises of eternal life/heaven and what 
not. We recycled most of these writings in almost all our sites. Our members 
are too busy following your prescribed rituals like five times prayers a 
day, fasting, Hajj, implementing Quran at home and outside.

That is why they do not have enough time to produce new and original 
articles. Allah, what is wrong in recycling and repeating the same essays 
again and again and again in all our sites? After all, your writings are 
mostly repetitive too. Many times the secularists/freethinkers had the 
audacity to question the many repetition of verses in your Holy book. We 
silence them by saying that Allah repeats for greater understanding and 
explanation. Allah, we are just following that which you have done. Repeat. 
Repeat. Repeat. Cut and paste. Cut and paste. Cut and paste. We have no 
shortage of funds to create new web sites.

Money is pouring in from the Islamic paradises. We will do more and more cut 
and paste until all Islamic brother sites look alike just like the verses in 
your Quran. The only thing that is lacking in us is that we do not have the 
brainpower to silence the secularists and freethinkers. That is why we need 
to do a lot of homework. We spend nights and days doing our homework. In 
fact, we have so much of homework to do that the handful of brains that we 
have are always busy at home and rarely do outside work. See how smart and 
clever are we! The secularists and the freethinkers never do their homework. 
That is why we always chide them and lecture on them on how to compose 
essays.

We feel very proud in our faith when we do this. But then, this Internet 
battle is also looks like going to be won by the 
secularists/freethinkers/infidels. The Internet has really backfired on us, 
Allah. Every other day we find that secularists/freethinkers bring in new 
converts and original writings which your fellow followers find very 
difficult to confront. It is a very shameful thing for us when we find that 
many of these convert secularists were actually diehard followers of yours 
at a certain point in their lives. If you want to know more about them we 
can send their e-mail addresses and the blasphemous articles that they dared 
to propagate. Allah, is it possible that you made them to change their heart 
about you? We base it from your countless verses dealing with 
pre-ordination. In case you have forgotten, we are quoting a few here:

[Yunus 10:100] No soul can believe, except by the will of God, and He will 
place doubt (or obscurity) on those who will not understand.

[al-Fatir 35:8] Is he, then, to whom the evil of his conduct is made 
alluring, so that he looks upon it as good, (equal to one who is rightly 
guided)? For God leaves to stray whom He wills, and guides whom He wills. So 
let not thy soul go out in (vainly) sighing after them: for God knows well 
all that they do!

[al-An`am 6:125] Those whom God (in His plan) willeth to guide,- He openeth 
their breast to Islam; those whom He willeth to leave straying,- He maketh 
their breast close and constricted, as if they had to climb up to the skies: 
thus doth God (heap) the penalty on those who refuse to believe.

Dear Allah, would you please confirm this fear of ours in your return 
e-mail. Gostaki maaf. If this be confirmed by you then we better not waste 
our time on these secularist/infidel writers. This is your wish. So, be it.

Dear Allah it really frustrates us when we find that the Internet battle is 
slowly but surely being won by the infidels/freethinkers. To make situation 
worse, many of these kafirs writers use pseudo names and hide their real 
identities and physical whereabouts. Allah, please do not misunderstand us. 
We did try our utmost to unveil these hidden enemies of Islam. We have 
declared them apostates and we have waged Jihad against them. We have never 
forgotten your decrees on these apostates. As a test of proficiency of your 
Holy Scripture we quote from your Holy Quran:

[an-Nisa' 4:137] Those who believe, then reject faith, then believe (again) 
and (again) reject faith, and go on increasing in unbelief,- God will not 
forgive them nor guide them nor guide them on the way.

[an-Nahl 16:106] Any one who, after accepting faith in God, utters 
Unbelief,- except under compulsion, his heart remaining firm in Faith - but 
such as open their breast to Unbelief, on them is Wrath from God, and theirs 
will be a dreadful Penalty.

[ash-Shura 42:16] But those who dispute concerning God after He has been 
accepted,- futile is their dispute in the Sight of their Lord: on them will 
be a Penalty terrible.

Allah, we have sent plenty of hate/warning/threat mails to these 
kafirs/apostates. Some of our warning mails even contained threats of 
beheading them as per your instruction and as per your dearest messenger's 
practices. But these apostates do not care. They have become more dangerous 
than Salman Rushdie and Taslima Nasreen. Allah, please help us to find these 
apostates. You have declared that you are all knower.

Allah, we are sure that you have not forgotten similar decrees of yours 
which adore virtually every page of the Holy Quran. Allah, do you have a 
tape recorder? Please playback your messages of 1400 years ago. Dear Allah, 
we know in the following verses that you asked us not to raise questions 
about faith.

[al-Ma'idah 5:101] O ye who believe! Ask not questions about things which, 
if made plain to you, may cause you trouble. But if ye ask about things when 
the Qur'an is being revealed, they will be made plain to you, God will 
forgive those: for God is Oft-forgiving, Most Forbearing.

[al-Ma'idah 5:102] Some people before you did ask such questions, and on 
that account lost their faith.

Allah, how funny is it that if we ask any questions about Islam then we may 
end up becoming an unbeliever! Now we understand why you have imposed 
terrible punishments for those who ask questions like the 
secularists/freethinkers.

Allah, we are really very curious to know if you had recorded your messages 
in a tape recorder or CD or DVD so that there would have been no confusion 
about your authentic messages? Please Allah forgive us for inquiring such 
thing.

Ya Allah, we need your intervention very urgently. Please tell us the 
physical whereabouts of these new Salman Rushdies and Taslima Nasreens. They 
are multiplying every day. After we receive your e-mail, we shall forward 
this information to your favourite annihilators, the Talibans and other 
Islamic Jihadis group who will take care of them. We have tried our best to 
defeat these foes of Islam intellectually, but we could not. Now we have no 
choice but to eliminate them physically. After all, that is how you had 
always won, isn't it? Allah, remember the genocide in Bangladesh, Iran, 
Afghanistan, Sudan? Allah, isn't this the only language in your scripture to 
deal with the infidels/secularists/freethinkers? Look Allah, what you wrote 
in your Pak Kalam

[al-Baqarah 2:193] And fight them on until there is no more Tumult or 
oppression, and there prevail justice and faith in God; but if they cease, 
Let there be no hostility except to those who practise oppression.

[al-Ma'idah 5:33] The punishment of those who wage war against God and His 
Apostle, and strive with might and main for mischief through the land is: 
execution, or crucifixion, or the cutting off of hands and feet from 
opposite sides, or exile from the land: that is their disgrace in this 
world, and a heavy punishment is theirs in the Hereafter;

[Muhammad 47:4] Therefore, when ye meet the Unbelievers (in fight), smite at 
their necks; At length, when ye have thoroughly subdued them, bind a bond 
firmly (on them): thereafter (is the time for) either generosity or ransom: 
Until the war lays down its burdens. Thus (are ye commanded): but if it had 
been God's Will, He could certainly have exacted retribution from them 
(Himself); but (He lets you fight) in order to test you, some with others. 
But those who are slain in the Way of God,- He will never let their deeds be 
lost.

Dear Allah, as we said before, we have many things to write to you. If only 
you could read our language and respond!

With the greatest devotion. Your Slave.

Hal-Lum-Wena

P.S. For safety reasons from the kafirs we also used a cryptic name just 
like you put many cryptic messages in your Holy Book (like Alif-Lam-Mim, 
Alif-Lam-Mim-Sad, Ta-Ha, Ta-Sin-Mim, Ha-Mim just to name a few). Allah, we 
are sure you will be able to decipher it.






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An e-mail to Allah By Abul Kasem E Mail : abul88@hotmail.com Dear Allah; Assalamu Alaikum; We really do not know how to address you properly. So, we use the same salutation that you taught your most favourite messenger, Muhammad (pbuh). It is also quite difficult for us to know about your whereabouts since you communicated with your Umma via your Minister of Information, Jibril via Muhammad (pbuh) 1400 years ago. Since then, we had never heard from you. This is very sad to us Allah. During these long 1400 years so many things have changed on earth. We are absolutely certain that you are quite aware of these changes. We are sending this e-mail to you hoping that this will find you somewhere in the cyberspace as this space is so huge. Allah, please forgive our Beadabi. We tried to communicate with you through, Zainamaj, Tasbih, Kurbani, Fasting, Zakat, Hajj, Dan Khairat------everything that you told us to do. But alas! All our attempts have been futile. Perhaps you are very busy. Perhaps you have other matters to attend. We waited patiently for thousands of years to receive your 'nek' and 'niamat'. But so far we have not received any. That is why, in desperation we are writing this urgent e-mail to you. Dear Allah, do you have a fax machine? We are sure you have one. Even the lowly creatures of yours can invent a fax machine. So, we are certain that you have a fax and a telephone service too. On your reply please give us your fax and telephone numbers so that we can contact you promptly whenever emergency arises. Allah, we were not happy where we were born and raised. It was because we had to face grinding poverty, lawlessness, ill health, disease and no future for ourselves as well as for our children. We thought you are testing our Iman through those sufferings. Then we found a way to migrate to the infidel's countries. Allah, we are sure you will forgive us if you know our real intentions of doing this. We wanted to convert all these infidels in to followers of Islam and at the same time we and our children are assured of a better life, at least materially. We also wanted to build a mosque in every suburb of these infidel lands. This is our greatest ambition. Allah, don't you think that it was a clever idea? We could kill many birds in one stone! To our surprise we found strange things in these infidels land. We found that the women here do not wear Hijab. At first we were ashamed to look at these Hijabless damsels. We strictly followed your injunction like this:: [an-Nur 24:30] Say to the believing men that they should lower their gaze and guard their modesty: that will make for greater purity for them: And God is well acquainted with all that they do. We thought that these women are no better than prostitutes and that they were inviting rape. But we are surprised that a Hijabless woman is rarely raped or molested in the infidel's land! Allah, how is that possible? All our women wear Hijab still then they do not feel safe. Why is it so Allah? Ya Allah, throughout our lives we have eaten Halal foods. We have never consumed any food forbidden by you. Even in the infidels land we drive hundreds of miles just to buy Halal foods though they may be unhygienic. But we shall rather eat unhygienic Halal food than consume infidel's foods. Allah, for this reason we very rarely visit Macdolad's, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Hungry Jacks, Burger Kings . . and in other infidel fast food joints. We are very proud not to eat in these outlets even though they are impeccably, clean, hygienic and pleasant. We are very proud to uphold your decrees. Allah do you know why? It is because you said that the infidels are unclean. See for yourself, Allah! [at-Taubah 9:28] O ye who believe! Truly the Pagans are unclean; so let them not, after this year of theirs, approach the Sacred Mosque. And if ye fear poverty, soon will God enrich you, if He wills, out of His bounty, for God is All-knowing, All-wise. Allah, we have absolute faith in your words. When infidels invite us in their homes for a party we pretend to be broad minded; but when we go to these parties we carefully search foods for the telltale sign of Haramness in them. Most of the time we only drink fruit juices and eat none of the foods. We tell our hosts that we are not hungry or that we are sick.. Allah, don’t you think that it is a great sacrifice on our part just to honour your divine decrees? If by mistake we did the terrible act of consuming Haram food, please forgive us for this sin. After all, such accidental errors are forgiving to you; isn't it. See Allah what you wrote in your Quran ! [al-Baqarah 2:173] He hath only forbidden you dead meat, and blood, and the flesh of swine, and that on which any other name hath been invoked besides that of God. But if one is forced by necessity, without wilful disobedience, nor transgressing due limits,- then is he guiltless. For God is Oft-forgiving Most Merciful. But Allah, the thing that really puzzles us is that why are these Haramkhors (Haram eaters) seem to enjoy excellent health; whereas many of us even after eating the Halal foods throughout our lives seem not to have that great health. After all, we thought that the best way for health, vitality and longevity is through the Halal way. How come the infidels are better off with the Haram way? Dear Allah, you told us that as followers of the best religion, we are the best people on earth. For confirmation we just need to look at your following words: [Al-Imran 3:110] Ye are the best of peoples, evolved for mankind, enjoining what is right, forbidding what is wrong, and believing in God. If only the People of the Book had faith, it were best for them: among them are some who have faith, but most of them are perverted transgressors. [Al-Imran 3:85] If anyone desires a religion other than Islam (submission to God), never will it be accepted of him; and in the Hereafter He will be in the ranks of those who have lost (All spiritual good). Allah, to us it meant that we are the best in every respect. But to our surprise we find that almost all the achievements of today are by the infidels and the kafirs. After you stopped talking to us through your messenger, so many things have changed that we do not have the space to write details in this short e-mail. Allah, why is it that we do not have a radio connection with you whereas these infidels have connected the entire globe electronically. How is it that these infidels are about to set foot on another planet created by you whereas we, the true followers of yours could not even trace your residing place? Allah, why is it that you did not give enough capability to your true followers to achieve these incredible achievements of the infidels? Another matter that is very perplexing to us is the field of medicine. All the modern life saving drugs and medical inventions like penicillin, anti-biotic, x-ray, chemotherapy, CT-scan, ultrasound, mammography etc have been invented by the infidels. We hate to say this. But Allah, we have no choice. Our life totally depends on these infidels. Why is it so Allah? Allah, please give us at least the ability to save our own lives ourselves when we fall sick. Allah, it really seems that you are gradually abandoning us. Allah please tell us what has gone wrong with us. To our knowledge we have never committed any Gunah at all. In fact, our other compatriots in your Islamic paradises are implementing pure and absolute Islam by following your prescriptions to the letter. Still then you are not happy with them You have given them all sorts of immeasurable sufferings and a series of natural disasters. We thought that you reserve the natural disasters like earthquakes, floods, famines, draughts etc. for the infidels and kafirs. Allah, is it fair that you make your believers suffer so much and let the infidels/kafirs go Scot free? Dear Allah, our members have become very frustrated. Every day we are facing the attacks from the secularists/freethinkers. We thought that Internet (your gift to mankind) will be on our side. We spent huge sums of money to develop countless sites dedicated to you. We thought that Internet shall be our weapon through which we shall convert every one on this planet to Islam. We thought that we shall decimate all secularists/freethinkers through our brilliant essays/discussions/fatwas/promises of eternal life/heaven and what not. We recycled most of these writings in almost all our sites. Our members are too busy following your prescribed rituals like five times prayers a day, fasting, Hajj, implementing Quran at home and outside. That is why they do not have enough time to produce new and original articles. Allah, what is wrong in recycling and repeating the same essays again and again and again in all our sites? After all, your writings are mostly repetitive too. Many times the secularists/freethinkers had the audacity to question the many repetition of verses in your Holy book. We silence them by saying that Allah repeats for greater understanding and explanation. Allah, we are just following that which you have done. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Cut and paste. Cut and paste. Cut and paste. We have no shortage of funds to create new web sites. Money is pouring in from the Islamic paradises. We will do more and more cut and paste until all Islamic brother sites look alike just like the verses in your Quran. The only thing that is lacking in us is that we do not have the brainpower to silence the secularists and freethinkers. That is why we need to do a lot of homework. We spend nights and days doing our homework. In fact, we have so much of homework to do that the handful of brains that we have are always busy at home and rarely do outside work. See how smart and clever are we! The secularists and the freethinkers never do their homework. That is why we always chide them and lecture on them on how to compose essays. We feel very proud in our faith when we do this. But then, this Internet battle is also looks like going to be won by the secularists/freethinkers/infidels. The Internet has really backfired on us, Allah. Every other day we find that secularists/freethinkers bring in new converts and original writings which your fellow followers find very difficult to confront. It is a very shameful thing for us when we find that many of these convert secularists were actually diehard followers of yours at a certain point in their lives. If you want to know more about them we can send their e-mail addresses and the blasphemous articles that they dared to propagate. Allah, is it possible that you made them to change their heart about you? We base it from your countless verses dealing with pre-ordination. In case you have forgotten, we are quoting a few here: [Yunus 10:100] No soul can believe, except by the will of God, and He will place doubt (or obscurity) on those who will not understand. [al-Fatir 35:8] Is he, then, to whom the evil of his conduct is made alluring, so that he looks upon it as good, (equal to one who is rightly guided)? For God leaves to stray whom He wills, and guides whom He wills. So let not thy soul go out in (vainly) sighing after them: for God knows well all that they do! [al-An`am 6:125] Those whom God (in His plan) willeth to guide,- He openeth their breast to Islam; those whom He willeth to leave straying,- He maketh their breast close and constricted, as if they had to climb up to the skies: thus doth God (heap) the penalty on those who refuse to believe. Dear Allah, would you please confirm this fear of ours in your return e-mail. Gostaki maaf. If this be confirmed by you then we better not waste our time on these secularist/infidel writers. This is your wish. So, be it. Dear Allah it really frustrates us when we find that the Internet battle is slowly but surely being won by the infidels/freethinkers. To make situation worse, many of these kafirs writers use pseudo names and hide their real identities and physical whereabouts. Allah, please do not misunderstand us. We did try our utmost to unveil these hidden enemies of Islam. We have declared them apostates and we have waged Jihad against them. We have never forgotten your decrees on these apostates. As a test of proficiency of your Holy Scripture we quote from your Holy Quran: [an-Nisa' 4:137] Those who believe, then reject faith, then believe (again) and (again) reject faith, and go on increasing in unbelief,- God will not forgive them nor guide them nor guide them on the way. [an-Nahl 16:106] Any one who, after accepting faith in God, utters Unbelief,- except under compulsion, his heart remaining firm in Faith - but such as open their breast to Unbelief, on them is Wrath from God, and theirs will be a dreadful Penalty. [ash-Shura 42:16] But those who dispute concerning God after He has been accepted,- futile is their dispute in the Sight of their Lord: on them will be a Penalty terrible. Allah, we have sent plenty of hate/warning/threat mails to these kafirs/apostates. Some of our warning mails even contained threats of beheading them as per your instruction and as per your dearest messenger's practices. But these apostates do not care. They have become more dangerous than Salman Rushdie and Taslima Nasreen. Allah, please help us to find these apostates. You have declared that you are all knower. Allah, we are sure that you have not forgotten similar decrees of yours which adore virtually every page of the Holy Quran. Allah, do you have a tape recorder? Please playback your messages of 1400 years ago. Dear Allah, we know in the following verses that you asked us not to raise questions about faith. [al-Ma'idah 5:101] O ye who believe! Ask not questions about things which, if made plain to you, may cause you trouble. But if ye ask about things when the Qur'an is being revealed, they will be made plain to you, God will forgive those: for God is Oft-forgiving, Most Forbearing. [al-Ma'idah 5:102] Some people before you did ask such questions, and on that account lost their faith. Allah, how funny is it that if we ask any questions about Islam then we may end up becoming an unbeliever! Now we understand why you have imposed terrible punishments for those who ask questions like the secularists/freethinkers. Allah, we are really very curious to know if you had recorded your messages in a tape recorder or CD or DVD so that there would have been no confusion about your authentic messages? Please Allah forgive us for inquiring such thing. Ya Allah, we need your intervention very urgently. Please tell us the physical whereabouts of these new Salman Rushdies and Taslima Nasreens. They are multiplying every day. After we receive your e-mail, we shall forward this information to your favourite annihilators, the Talibans and other Islamic Jihadis group who will take care of them. We have tried our best to defeat these foes of Islam intellectually, but we could not. Now we have no choice but to eliminate them physically. After all, that is how you had always won, isn't it? Allah, remember the genocide in Bangladesh, Iran, Afghanistan, Sudan? Allah, isn't this the only language in your scripture to deal with the infidels/secularists/freethinkers? Look Allah, what you wrote in your Pak Kalam [al-Baqarah 2:193] And fight them on until there is no more Tumult or oppression, and there prevail justice and faith in God; but if they cease, Let there be no hostility except to those who practise oppression. [al-Ma'idah 5:33] The punishment of those who wage war against God and His Apostle, and strive with might and main for mischief through the land is: execution, or crucifixion, or the cutting off of hands and feet from opposite sides, or exile from the land: that is their disgrace in this world, and a heavy punishment is theirs in the Hereafter; [Muhammad 47:4] Therefore, when ye meet the Unbelievers (in fight), smite at their necks; At length, when ye have thoroughly subdued them, bind a bond firmly (on them): thereafter (is the time for) either generosity or ransom: Until the war lays down its burdens. Thus (are ye commanded): but if it had been God's Will, He could certainly have exacted retribution from them (Himself); but (He lets you fight) in order to test you, some with others. But those who are slain in the Way of God,- He will never let their deeds be lost. Dear Allah, as we said before, we have many things to write to you. If only you could read our language and respond! With the greatest devotion. Your Slave. Hal-Lum-Wena P.S. For safety reasons from the kafirs we also used a cryptic name just like you put many cryptic messages in your Holy Book (like Alif-Lam-Mim, Alif-Lam-Mim-Sad, Ta-Ha, Ta-Sin-Mim, Ha-Mim just to name a few). Allah, we are sure you will be able to decipher it.

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