Re: [sangkancil] Allahs/God's Revelation How To Wash Vagina/Puki After M

[firststep <syfaisal@tt.time.com.my>]

u r one bldy stink.
shrifah wrote:
> 
> Allah’s/God's Revelation – How To Wash Vagina/Puki After Menses
> 
> Intan to Shrifah :
> This is hillarious!!! better than any of those jokes forwarded here....i
> was laughing thru out the posting.
> 
> Shrifah :
> Intan. This is no laughing matter. This is my religion you are talking
> about. I will hunt you down and kill you for insulting God/Allah and the
> Prophet.
> 
> Shrifah :
> Note my fellow learned and respected sunnis and what they said :-
> Rabuan : denying the Hadith is denying the Quran
> Lobotes Surinamensis: If it's from a hadith that is sahih, I do not
> question it as it comes
> from God.
> Hassan Omar : but that's the best line to take if we really care about
> what Allah want from us
> Abdul Rahman : Because the Al Hadeeth is REVELATION FROM GOD
> 
> Intan to Shrifah :
> I supposed since the hadith is revelation from God, then i should remind
> everyone close to me to use their left hands.......or prepare to go to
> hell. but what if their left hand is injured, would  they rot in hell if
> 
> they use the other hand?
> 
> Shrifah:
> Intan you are a crazy GAH. Your husband or boyfriend will rot in Hell if
> they use their Right Hand to wash their penis or testicles. Why Intan do
> you want your boyfriend or husband to take this risk by disobeying
> God/Allah. Be a good sunni. Everyday I ask my mother to tell my father
> to wash his penis and testicles with his left hand. This is God’s
> Revelation that we are talking about!
> 
> Intan to Shrifah :
> oh, wait, this is for guys only right? what about women? is there
> revelation on this? can i assume she can use either hands? help, i'm
> getting nervous here. LOL!!!!!...shrifah, which hand do you use?
> 
> Shrifah :
> That is the trouble with you GAHs who call yourselves Muslims. You do
> not believe in Allah’s/God’s Revelation in Sahih Hadiths. For us sunni
> women I have to admit that God/Allah did not reveal to us which hand to
> wash our vaginas/pukis. However God/Allah in all His Wisdom gave us
> sunni women some advice about washing our Vaginas/Pukis.
> 
> Sahih Bukhari
> Volume 1 : Number 312
> Narrator : Aisha
> 
> An Ansari woman asked the Prophet how to take a bath after finishing
> from the menses. He replied, "Take a piece a cloth perfumed with musk
> and clean the private parts with it thrice." The Prophet felt shy and
> turned his face. So I pulled her to me and told her what the Prophet
> meant.
> 
> Rabuan to Bala :
> the Quran can only be interpreted by Allah Himself, through His Prophet.
> That's how the Hadiths come about. Now, denying the hadith, is denying
> the Quran itself.
> 
> Shrifah :
> I am a good sunni. I do not deny the Hadith. After finishing my menses I
> take a piece of cloth perfumed with musk and clean my vagina/puki with
> it three times. Death to GAH. Kill Intan who do not know about this
> Revelation from God/Allah. They dare to deny the Hadith which is
> equivalent to denying the Quran. We must kill those who call themselves
> Muslims. They are rejecting God's Revelation. The only people assured of
> heaven are the Ahlul Sunnah Wal Jamaah. The people whose women clean
> their vaginas/pukis with musk three times after menses.
> 
> Lobotes Surinamensis to Intan :
> If it's from a hadith that is sahih, I do not question it as it comes
> from God. If it comes from the Quran, as it comes from God, I do not
> question it. Do you? Like I said, if it is logic you seek, it is science
> you crave, if not it's faith...
> 
> Shrifah :
> I am a good sunni. I do not question Sahih Bukhari. What Bukhari wrote
> is from God. After finishing my menses I take a piece of cloth perfumed
> with musk and clean my vagina/puki with it three times.  Why is Intan so
> blind and arrogant as not to see that cleaning the vagina/puki with musk
> is God’s Revelation? Kill her! Kill Intan! Forget about science and
> logic. God’s/Allah’s Revelation about musk being good for the
> vagina/puki must not be pushed aside. One day all those kafir western
> scientists will find out in their research that musk is good for the
> vagina/puki. Musk will be shown to have anti-bacteria properties and
> have chemicals that neutralizes the “fishy smell” that is a women’s
> discharge!
> 
> Hassan Omar to Intan :
> If we accept that the Prophet is to be the guide as to the real practice
> of Islam as required by Allah in His Qur'an, then we should try to
> understand his Sunnah (practices) don't we? How to do that if not
> through the Hadiths? Everybody can make mistake, but that's the best
> line to take if we really care about what Allah want from us.
> 
> Shrifah :
> I am a good sunni. Bukhari did not make any mistakes. Mr Hassan Omar, do
> your wife after finishing her menses take a piece of cloth perfumed with
> musk and clean her vagina/puki with it three times? Be a good sunni. Do
> not be like the GAH animals who call themselves Muslims and follow only
> the Quran. Be like me. I am a good sunni. After finishing my menses I
> take a piece of cloth perfumed with musk and clean my vagina/puki with
> it three times.  If I do not use musk I feel unclean. I feel dirty. God
> in all His Wisdom has given a miraculous Revelation about cleaning
> vaginas/pukis with musk. We must enforce this Divine Ruling from God and
> make it compulsory for every Malaysian woman to use musk in vagina/puki
> health care. Besides we can make a fortune manufacturing vagina/puki
> musks.
> 
> Abdul Rahman wrote :
> Becuase the Al Hadeeth is REVELATION FROM GOD, being it no peeing in
> holes or dipping flies in tea.  You'd be surpirsed to know that there is
> SCIENTIFIC evidence supporting the practice of dipping fly in tea and
> peeing in hole is forbidded because ANIMALS LIVE in holes.
> 
> Shrifah :
> Agreed 100%. Sahih Bukhari is Revelation from God. After finishing my
> menses I take a piece of cloth perfumed with musk and clean my
> vagina/puki with it three times.  Therefore this practice for sunni
> women is valid and authentic. Better make sure you ask your wife to use
> musk after her menses Abdul Rahman. Or else you are not following God's
> Revelation. We must kill the GAH bastards. We must kill them before
> their dumb mentality spreads. Be a good sunni. Go and buy your wife some
> musk for her vagina/puki. Death to GAH animals. Long live Ahlul Sunnah
> Wal Jamaah. We must kill those who call themselves Muslims. In the end
> we must make sure that even the wifes of MGG Pilllai and Lim Kit Siang
> uses musk after their menses. There is nothing in this whole world
> comparable with the wisdom of Ahlul Sunnah Wal Jamaah as per our Sahih
> Bukhari collection which is Revelation from Allah/God. We must convert
> all kafirs into our religion and if they refuse we will use force on the
> kafirs.
> 
> Shrifah :
> I am sick of all the GAH animals that promote only the Quran. Those GAH
> animals call themselves Muslims and do not have any respect for the
> Sahih Hadiths of Prophet Muhammad which are also Revelations from
> God/Allah. Let me remind the Muslims (aka GAH animals) that only the
> Ahlul Sunnah Wal Jamaah sect is assured of heaven. Repent your sins.
> Come back to the religion of Ahlul Sunnah Wal Jamaah. Come back to
> shitting on two bricks and washing penises and testicles with left hand.
> Come back to using musk for your women folk. There is much more
> revelation and wisdom from God/Allah in Sahih Bukhari. Or else we will
> hunt you down and kill you all. You murtad bastards.
> 
> Ibu Kari wrote:
> I'm just extracting your hadeeth sahihs, so that you can read the ones
> your ulamaks wouldn't want you to see. Below is another hadeeth from
> your Imam Bukhari. It means that if your sister / girlfriend / wife /
> mother wriggles her ass while circumbulating your dinner table, then the
> end is nigh...
> 
> Allah's Apostle said, "The Judgement Day will not be established till
> the buttocks of the women of the tribe of Daus move while going round
> Dhi-al-Khalasa." Narrated by Abu Huraira Sahih Bukhari Book 9 Number 232
> 
> Shrifah:
> Ibu Kari, we will hunt you down like an animal and kill you. We are
> talking about Allah’s/God’s Revelation here. Do not make fun of my
> religion. If Allah/God says that Judgement Day will come after the
> buttocks of the women of the tribe of Daus moves, then it must be true.
> Allah/God never lies. We will hunt you down and kill you for insulting
> our Allah/God. This Revelation from God/Allah goes to show the
> importance of women’s buttocks/buntut in determining the Last Day. Death
> to GAH. Death to ibu kari.
> 
> 
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