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Talking Clock
- To: sangkancil@malaysia.net
- Subject: Talking Clock
- From: "Shavian Gibril Shaw" <gb_shaw@hotmail.com>
- Date: Sun, 05 Mar 2000 14:16:09 GMT
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While proudly showing off his new flat to friends late one
night, the host led the way to his bedroom where there was a
big brass gong.
"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked.
"Why, that's the talking clock," the man replied.
"How does it work?"
"Watch," the man said, giving it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "For Pete's sake,
it's two in the god forsaken morning!"
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