All Manner Of Stupidity

["Shavian Gibril Shaw" <gb_shaw@hotmail.com>]

A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that
measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later
received in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car. Instead of 
payment, he sent the police department a photograph of $40. Several
days later, he received a letter from the police that contained another 
picture - of handcuffs.

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A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all the 
cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the 
robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the 
shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but he refused and 
said "Because I don't believe you are over 21." The robber said he was, but 
the clerk still refused to give it to him because he didn't believe him. At 
this point the robber took his driving license out of his wallet and gave it 
to the clerk. The clerk looked it over, and agreed that the man was in fact 
over 21 and he put the scotch in the bag.

The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly
called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he
got off the license. They arrested the robber two hours later.
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